ADDD

No there is not 1 too may D's in the title..I have ADDD!!! Any idea what this is...
Attention Deficit DIET Disorder!!! YEP, sad but so true!! I have ADDD..I can not stick to a diet more then 24 hours!!!

Is it a LIE or a FIB??

Today at work was a baby shower..I told what I am calling a "fib" and said I had to pick Tyler up from school even though I did not.
We ALL know what is at Showers...C A K E!! I love CAKE!! I love any kind of CAKE!! AND Cake loves my ASS!! I knew there was NO way in hell I could do and say "No, thank you like a normal person." I have 0 will power, 0-zip-nada!!!
So I came home and ate a pear..the pear was good but it is not CAKE!!!

Sad but sooo TRUE!!!

T'was the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
... not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled,
the chocolate I'd taste
At the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),

I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."

As I pressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend the winter disguised as a man!"

So, away went the last of the sour cream dip.
Got rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.

I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to wiggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet

If it were ONLY this easy!!!

Happy 2012 and lets let the FUN begin!!!

I signed up for this

BUT..why is there always a BUT...
I did not start yesterday...
WHY...
As I honestly felt like crap all day..and it was not what I drank on New Years as I had 2 diet cokes, I think it is what I ate on New Years..thanks to SUZANNE for pointing that out (Gotta love a good friend:)
Sooo it is Monday and in my fat mind all diets START on a Monday I got up, got on the scale (I actually was down about 6 pds from my last ride on the scale) and made a protein shake for breakfast!! I used strawberries, 1/2 of a banana (I ate the other 1/2) and peaches and mixed it in water and a packet of crystal lite then added some banana protein powder:)
I know a lot of my problem is eating whenever and just plain GLAZING all day..my first little goal is going to be only eating meals at a table (as I sit on the couch drinking my protein shake while I am typing this):
Happy 2012 to everyone and lets all get healthy together!!! Thanks Christie for starting this!!