Wednesday, May 23, 2012
Its Party Time!!!
The Drinks are made!!!
The picture board is done!!!
My dessert table is PERFECT!!!
AND my handsome son is sooo happy!!!
Happy Graduation Nicholas, We love you and are so proud of you!!!
Sunday, April 01, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
ADDD
Thursday, January 05, 2012
Is it a LIE or a FIB??
Today at work was a baby shower..I told what I am calling a "fib" and said I had to pick Tyler up from school even though I did not.
We ALL know what is at Showers...C A K E!! I love CAKE!! I love any kind of CAKE!! AND Cake loves my ASS!! I knew there was NO way in hell I could do and say "No, thank you like a normal person." I have 0 will power, 0-zip-nada!!!
So I came home and ate a pear..the pear was good but it is not CAKE!!!
We ALL know what is at Showers...C A K E!! I love CAKE!! I love any kind of CAKE!! AND Cake loves my ASS!! I knew there was NO way in hell I could do and say "No, thank you like a normal person." I have 0 will power, 0-zip-nada!!!
So I came home and ate a pear..the pear was good but it is not CAKE!!!
Sad but sooo TRUE!!!
T'was the month after Christmas,
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
... not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled,
the chocolate I'd taste
At the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I pressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend the winter disguised as a man!"
So, away went the last of the sour cream dip.
Got rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to wiggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet
and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me,
... not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled,
the chocolate I'd taste
At the holiday parties
had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
(less a walk than a lumber),
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."
As I pressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt...
I said to myself, as I only can,
"You can't spend the winter disguised as a man!"
So, away went the last of the sour cream dip.
Got rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
Till all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won't have a cookie, not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie.
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore...
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to wiggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all, and to all a good diet
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
Monday, January 02, 2012
Happy 2012 and lets let the FUN begin!!!
I signed up for this
BUT..why is there always a BUT...
I did not start yesterday...
WHY...
As I honestly felt like crap all day..and it was not what I drank on New Years as I had 2 diet cokes, I think it is what I ate on New Years..thanks to SUZANNE for pointing that out (Gotta love a good friend:)
Sooo it is Monday and in my fat mind all diets START on a Monday I got up, got on the scale (I actually was down about 6 pds from my last ride on the scale) and made a protein shake for breakfast!! I used strawberries, 1/2 of a banana (I ate the other 1/2) and peaches and mixed it in water and a packet of crystal lite then added some banana protein powder:)
I know a lot of my problem is eating whenever and just plain GLAZING all day..my first little goal is going to be only eating meals at a table (as I sit on the couch drinking my protein shake while I am typing this):
Happy 2012 to everyone and lets all get healthy together!!! Thanks Christie for starting this!!
BUT..why is there always a BUT...
I did not start yesterday...
WHY...
As I honestly felt like crap all day..and it was not what I drank on New Years as I had 2 diet cokes, I think it is what I ate on New Years..thanks to SUZANNE for pointing that out (Gotta love a good friend:)
Sooo it is Monday and in my fat mind all diets START on a Monday I got up, got on the scale (I actually was down about 6 pds from my last ride on the scale) and made a protein shake for breakfast!! I used strawberries, 1/2 of a banana (I ate the other 1/2) and peaches and mixed it in water and a packet of crystal lite then added some banana protein powder:)
I know a lot of my problem is eating whenever and just plain GLAZING all day..my first little goal is going to be only eating meals at a table (as I sit on the couch drinking my protein shake while I am typing this):
Happy 2012 to everyone and lets all get healthy together!!! Thanks Christie for starting this!!
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